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ORIGINAL SATIRECustomers who pay $45 extra can have the door closed.
ORIGINAL SATIREThe costume is one week of groceries for a family of four. It is eleven feet long.
ORIGINAL SATIRERival campaigns worry its complete lack of a record will be very hard to attack.
ORIGINAL SATIRELawmakers say the eleven-minute session really took it out of them.
ORIGINAL SATIREHis call remains very important to them. He is 41,882nd in line.
ORIGINAL SATIREThe problem, a panel concludes over Wagyu, is messaging.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real CNN (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. A judge formally inquiring whether a monument exists to 'bedazzle the city.'
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSMogadishu — The Somali Ministry of Defense announced Tuesday that it will posthumously award the... The post Somali Government to Honor World War Eleven Veteran and Hero George…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSHave you ever been at your desk and suddenly wondered what day it was?
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. A dead beagle described as a felon regaining voting rights is peak parody.
A deceased Goochland County beagle named Biscuit reportedly received a Virginia rights restoration certificate, prompting calls for an audit.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSANCHORAGE, AK — In what some pundits are calling a cheap and dirty political trick, Alaska Democrats have been caught busing in thousands of Dan Sullivans from around the country…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real MSNBC (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. A decorative arch reframed as a 'generational national defense opportunity' is peak parody.
Desperate to build a 250-foot monstrosity, the president is getting some backup from his Cabinet to advance a deeply silly argument. The post A ‘generational national defense…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSNEW YORK — The WNBA announced today that tickets for this year's Finals will be priced at whatever loose change customers currently have in their pockets.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSVATICAN CITY — Blue smoke rose from the roof of the Sistine Chapel on Friday, signaling that Pope Leo XIV had voted for a third term for Illinois Governor JB Pritzker.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real CNN (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. Diplomatic summit solves geopolitical tension by canceling the group photo.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSSANDY, UT — Local woman Sheila Northam was reportedly relieved to discover that her husband lost his entire paycheck on the prediction market rather than on sports betting.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSJERUSALEM — The Lord Jesus spoke a powerful new parable warning the people not to be like the foolish servant who went and put his master's money in cryptocurrency.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSTOLEDO, OH — Ohio Democratic gubernatorial candidate Amy Acton has released a powerful public service announcement to show the dangers of binge drinking.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. Framing crime-ridden cities as 'lucky winners' of a contest sounds like a game show.
Jacksonville, Baton Rouge, Jackson and St. Louis will split nearly $300 million in DOJ Model Cities Initiative funding to combat violent crime.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSA local man is living in constant daylight after saving it for 12 years. “I’ve... The post Local man lives in constant daylight after saving it for 12 years appeared first on…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. A second Dan Sullivan as a criminal scheme sounds like pure farce.
The RNC says Democrats recruited a second Dan Sullivan onto Alaska's Senate ballot to confuse voters as the DOJ intensifies its criminal probe.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real CNN (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. Party strategy officially summarized as bothering the crap out of voters.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real CNN (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. Three Bob Fergusons and two JFKs sounds like a sketch-comedy ballot.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real MSNBC (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. "Tele-rallies" sounds like a parody of a campaign phoning it in.
The president's planned rallies in Kansas and Iowa were abruptly cancelled with the RNC claiming the last-minute schedule change was to allow Trump to reach more voters through…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. A reporter's slip on the steps becomes a Capitol ghost story.
Chad Pergram recalls slipping on the U.S. Capitol steps in front of Justin Trudeau and explores the ghostly history behind his unexpected fall.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSWESTCHESTER, NY — Charles Xavier, the beloved headmaster of Xavier's School For Gifted Youngsters, died this afternoon. He was 86 years old.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real MSNBC (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. Immigrant cheerleader for deportations faces deportation; irony writes itself.
Samuel Sey, a Christian blogger and Ghanaian immigrant who has gained popularity for his vocal defenses of ICE agents waging Trump’s immigration crackdown, reportedly overstayed…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSST. PAUL, MN — Voter turnout for the Minnesota midterms is expected to exceed 130%, sources said.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSNEW YORK, NY — At the direction of Mayor Zoran Mamdani, authorities detained a janitor who removed red graffiti from New York's 9/11 Memorial and have charged him with a hate…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSSALT LAKE CITY, UT — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is in the midst of preparations for what it says is the busiest time of the year for its missionaries — the…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. A voting rights citation mailed to 'Betty No Last Name' sounds invented.
Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger's office sent a voting rights citation to "Betty No Last Name," raising fraud concerns over felon restoration.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSU.S. — Sources confirmed on Thursday that, following a raid on Rep. Ilhan Omar's home on October 12, DHS officials seized her mobile phone, but decided to let her keep a pager.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. 'Decoy Dan' is a satirist's coinage, and it took him to end a four-year X silence.
Lisa Murkowski broke years of silence on X to accuse Mary Peltola's team of ballot manipulation through a decoy Dan Sullivan candidate scheme.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSMILWAUKEE, WI — Drunken partiers stumbling down the streets of downtown Milwaukee were reportedly surprised to learn the Brewers had won the World Series.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSA normal white guy won the annual Halloween costume contest at the University of Madison... The post Normal white guy wins “scariest” Halloween costume contest without costume…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSClaims that Rep. Ilhan Omar dressed as a goat for her brother on their wedding... The post FACT CHECK: No, Ilhan Omar Did Not Dress as a Goat for Her Brother on Their Wedding…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real MSNBC (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. Lawsuits drafted before votes are cast, just waiting on the send button.
“Battle plans” and “Mad Libs”: Election lawyers have teams and templates at the ready, no matter what scenario may play out on November 3. The post Key election stakeholders have…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real CNN (President Trump's "Fake News") headline.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real MSNBC (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. Election fraud crusaders charged with election fraud is a self-writing punchline.
The MAGA propagandists have been arrested after they allegedly presented fake identities to election workers in an effort to sow doubt about the integrity of the midterms. The…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real CNN (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. Defense secretary pitching a decorative arch as a generational defense opportunity.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSA local father shouted a line from Braveheart on Wednesday immediately before removing a splinter... The post Local Dad Yells ‘They Can Take Our Lives but They Can Never Take Our…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSPITTSBURG, PA — Language learning app Duo Lingo announced this week that it will be rolling out a new language called "Kamala Harris" to help people understand the former Vice…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. Water debate devolves into golf puns, and the headline joins in.
Arizona Senate president Warren Petersen slammed Kris Mayes after she said the state has "too many golf courses" during a water conservation debate.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSWondering if your wife is pregnant, but don't feel like you know how to ask? Here are are nine subtle clues you can look for to figure out if she is with child:
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSWASHINGTON, DC — A man thought to be wearing a terrifying zombie costume at an area Halloween party turned out to be Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real CNN (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. 'The other Dan Sullivan' sounds like a sitcom plot twist, not politics.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. Campaign event doubles as a process-server venue; the felony is rental cars.
Lakesha Womack, who is running for the U.S. House of Representatives, said she was served with felony rental car charges at her own North Carolina campaign event.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSLANSING, MI — Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed sought to reassure nervous Jewish citizens that if they vote for him, he will kill them last.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSARVADA, CO — The local dentist office of Doctor Carl M. Higgins continued the practice of sending his patients an appointment reminder email, phone call, text, certified letter,…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSU.S. — According to reports, toddlers and dogs across the nation have teamed up to make sure you are doing okay on the toilet.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSWASHINGTON, D.C. — After President Trump announced a million-dollar reward for anyone who reported voter fraud, Democrats unveiled a counteroffer of one million and one dollars to…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. Melania as secret peace broker sounds like a Bee premise.
Melania Trump spent weeks negotiating between Moscow and Kyiv to broker a localized ceasefire in Oleshky, a devastated city in Ukraine's Kherson region.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real MSNBC (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. A million-dollar bounty that never pays out still somehow pays off.
The promise of a bounty for turning in neighbors at the ballot box may be tempting for some MAGA supporters. They’d be in for a rude surprise. The post Trump’s $1 million voter…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real MSNBC (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. Hunters, NPR listeners and Real Housewives fans sounds like an Onion focus group.
Online ad data from nine Senate races shows two very different theories of the electorate — and of what Facebook is for. The post Hunters, NPR listeners and ‘Real Housewives’…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSWASHINGTON, D.C. — Congresswoman Ilhan Omar reportedly held a lengthy phone call with former President Barack Obama on Tuesday, during which she inquired whether or not he still…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSWASHINGTON, Oct. 27 — U.S. District Judge Hugh Jassole issued an order Monday vacating an... The post BREAKING: Federal Judge Overturns Ukraine-Russia Ceasefire, Directs Parties…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSATLANTA, GA — Due to yet another scheduling conflict, Game 6 of the WNBA Finals has been relocated to a local church fellowship hall.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. Objecting to a federal probe mainly because it hurts re-election chances.
Rep. Pramila Jayapal led 175 House Democrats in accusing DHS and DOJ of weaponizing the federal investigation into Ilhan Omar's immigration history.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSEMERGENCY ALERT:
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSTexas Senatorial candidate James Talarico has been named The Babylon Bee's Straight Man of the Year.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. Crime so organized it had to stage the crimes.
Parth Nayi organized hundreds of staged armed robberies at Chicago-area businesses to help noncitizens fraudulently apply for U visas in exchange for cash.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSSALT LAKE CITY, UT — Brothers James and Timothy Gardner took a short break this afternoon from fighting to fight even more.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSIRVINE, CA — A violent brawl erupted between a non-denominational church and Spirit Halloween over a vacant commercial building that suddenly became available for rent.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. Menacing anonymous threat, thoughtfully signed with a return address.
Matthew Unglesbee allegedly told the FBI the white powder substance was salt and that he mailed the threatening letters to Congress as a joke.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSSACRAMENTO, CA — Ahead of the midterms, Governor Gavin Newsom once again touted California as the only state where you can see a homeless man defecating on a beach and on a…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSWASHINGTON, Oct. 27 — Democratic Party officials said Tuesday they would offer $1 million to... The post Democrats Announce Counter-Reward of $1 Million for Individuals Who Commit…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSCHAPPAQUA, NY—Secretary Hillary Clinton has decided she will dress up as president of the United... The post Hillary Clinton to dress up as president for 10th straight Halloween…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real CNN (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. The government's own lawyers asking a judge not to believe their client.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real CNN (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. "For third time" implies charging Comey is now a recurring hobby.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real CNN (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. A serious outlet earnestly analyzing a president's senator-posterior fixation reads pure Onion.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real MSNBC (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. Recruiting secret spies via public social media post defeats the whole 'secret' part.
Even Cubans who might be open to such an offer would be wise to question the judgment of an administration that would so willingly broadcast it for all to see on Elon Musk’s…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSPARIS — Fiery riots across the country ended suddenly on Saturday when participants refused to protest more than 32 hours in a given week.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real CNN (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. An 'official statement' that officials never approved is self-refuting.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSWASHINGTON, D.C. — Republican strategists reassured voters this week that polls for the upcoming midterm elections only appear bad for the GOP if you look at them.
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ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. Breathless music criticism of a lakeside video, framed as a national security threat.
Ilhan Omar's lakeside video featured a Somali hip-hop song with lyrics about enemies scattering, posted days after HSI agents raided her D.C. home.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSLEHI, UT — Content-filtering streaming service VidAngel announced a new, cleaner edit of The Godfather called The Goshfather.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSPI-RAMESSES — Mighty Pharaoh (may he live forever) has reportedly released the Hebrews from their bondage after the land was afflicted by a plague of political fundraising texts.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSARLINGTON, TX — Cowboys fans expressed growing concern this week that another regular-season loss could jeopardize the team's opportunity to suffer a humiliating collapse in the…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. Denying an indoor pool replacement plan is the funniest possible clarification.
Trump says he's considering relocating the White House press corps to a different location but denies plans to replace the briefing room with an indoor pool.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSLOS ANGELES, CA — A single raindrop fell from the sky Monday morning, triggering widespread panic and causing millions of Californians to immediately drive their cars off nearby…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSWASHINGTON, Oct. 26 — Rep. Ilhan Omar has announced the launch of a new dating... The post Ilhan Omar Launches New Dating App: Incestry.Com appeared first on Genesius Times .
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSBRASILIA — After a late-night ballot dump and several emergency court rulings, Joe Biden was declared the surprise winner of Brazil's presidential election, securing 81 million…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSPORT-AU-PRINCE, Oct. 26 — The Haitian government has formally requested that the United States stop... The post Haiti Demands the US Stop Sending Back Haitian Doctors and…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. Prices soar beyond inflation, and Americans heroically buy candy anyway.
Candy prices rose 7.7% over the past year, but Halloween shoppers are expected to spend $4.1 billion on sweets using coupons and sales strategies.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real MSNBC (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. A man nearing a promotion who refuses to discuss it is classic Onion framing.
On the trail in New York, the House Democratic leader predicts gains in Texas and Florida, warns Republicans about the transfer of power and edges toward a fight with Pete…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. Nicki Minaj pledging eternal loyalty at a Michigan midterm rally sounds invented.
Nicki Minaj told President Donald Trump she would support him forever at a Michigan rally backing Mike Rogers and John James in the midterms.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSBRASÍLIA — Brazil’s Supreme Court ruled Sunday that leftist voters may cast additional ballots in... The post Brazil Supreme Court Rules Leftists May Continue Voting Until They…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real CNN (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. A rural region proudly self-identifying as an extension cord sounds like an Onion quote.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. Students offering a dozen definitions of socialism sounds like an Onion campus dispatch.
University of Michigan students offered over a dozen different definitions of socialism, reflecting a national confusion highlighted by Gallup polling.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. Saddam Hussein opening a Cheesecake Factory sounds like an Onion punchline.
Barack Obama compared Trump's White House renovations to a Cheesecake Factory run by Saddam Hussein at a Cleveland rally for Ohio Democrats.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSAUSTIN — State Rep. James Talarico holds the support of nearly all respondents in a... The post Talarico Polling Near 100 Percent Among Texas Lizard People appeared first on…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSScholars reviewing early textual traditions now conclude that Eve responded “not to my knowledge” when... The post Biblical Scholars Now Conclude Eve Answered “Not to My…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSATLANTA, GA — Federal election monitors confirmed Thursday that millions of mail-in ballots cast for Democratic candidates nationwide have been traced back to 12-foot-tall plastic…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSEDMONTON — Just days before Electronic Arts shuttered video game developer BioWare Corp., sources confirmed a divine promise was made to spare the studio if at least ten…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSNEW YORK, NY — LGBTQ+ has just gotten a little more inclusive with the addition of an "S" for "Sibling."
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. Declining American manhood framed as a national security threat sounds like an Onion premise.
President Donald Trump's administration develops testosterone screening for troops as an HHS official warns 77% of young Americans can't serve.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real CNN (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. A Republican congressman campaigning against the party he belongs to.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real CNN (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. News anchors partying with the president they cover reads like a journalism-ethics parody.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSCHICAGO — Rep. Ilhan Omar participated in a taping of the Jerry Springer show on... The post Ilhan Omar Comes Out of Hiding for an Appearance on Jerry Springer appeared first on…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real MSNBC (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. Campaign strategy built around men famous for absorbing head trauma sounds invented.
Just like in his 2024 campaign, Trump is leaning on dudes who used to take blows to the head for a living in his late-stage voter mobilization push. The post Trump’s midterm…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSI don’t know who needs to hear it, but pumpkin spice poaching is not okay.... The post AOC: ‘These poor pumpkins have been drained of their spice by illegal poachers; this needs…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. A congresswoman defending her own real name at a mall sounds invented.
Ilhan Omar insisted her real name is Ilhan Abdullahi Omar after a federal court filing listed her as Ilhan Nur Said Elmi in an immigration fraud probe.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSPHILADELPHIA, PA — NBA officials believe they've finally found a way to get LeBron James to stand at attention during the national anthem and show some respect by giving him a…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSKYIV — Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy denied claims by President Trump that Starlink service had been restored in Ukraine, even going so far as to say their service had…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSGreat news: YOU can stop paying taxes forever with this one simple trick!
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. A federal judge's ruling undone by AI hallucinations feels like satire.
The Fifth Circuit called Judge Henry Wingate's handling of Mississippi's anti-DEI law challenge a "botch job" riddled with AI hallucinations and errors.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSPARIS — Panic spread across the city of Paris today after the Atlanta Falcons announced a surprise visit to France.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSCHARLOTTE, NC — Night-shift nurse Avani Kaur burst into the hospital room at 2 a.m. this morning to remind recovering mother Lindsay Cullen how critical sleep is for postpartum…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSDULUTH, MN — Congresswoman Ilhan Omar narrowly evaded capture by authorities on Thursday as she was seen escaping aboard a Somali pirate ship docked in Lake Superior, shouting,…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSPARIS — To accommodate modern French sensibilities, the NFL has announced that their first ever game to take place in Paris will include special endzone messaging by having…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real CNN (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. A lawsuit preemptively contingent on the outcome sounds like a parody of election integrity.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real CNN (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. placeholder
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSWASHINGTON — Former President Barack Obama said Thursday that a politician’s foreign birth, earlier use... The post SURPRISE: Obama Defends Foreign-Born Politician Who Ran Under…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSPARIS — French authorities said they have been unable to establish which side yields first... The post French Officials Unable to Determine Who Surrenders First in Ongoing Unrest…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real MSNBC (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. Voters pleading for relief from the policies they voted for.
The U.S. trade wars with Canada and China could benefit Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed, who called for an end to tariffs. The post Trump voters in Michigan plead for…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real CNN (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. Loyalty restored via refund: principles apparently kick in once the boss notices.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. 'Arsenal of Freedom' sounds like a parody action-movie title for defense procurement.
Pete Hegseth's video showcases missile launches and production lines as the Trump administration's "Arsenal of Freedom" campaign targets Pentagon red tape.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSWith Representative Ilhan Omar seemingly unsure about whether she accidentally married her brother, millions of women have been left asking themselves a difficult question: Am I…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSU.S. — Fans are reportedly more excited than ever for the 2026 World Series, eager to sit down and watch a compelling matchup between Not the Dodgers and Not the Yankees.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSOPHRAH — Before going into battle, Gideon, the son of Joash the Abiezrite, reportedly asked for a third sign to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that the Lord was with him: for…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. Living paycheck to paycheck on $174,000 sounds like an Onion bit.
Ilhan Omar claims she lives "paycheck to paycheck," despite earning $174,000 and facing scrutiny over financial disclosures tied to Tim Mynett.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSPROVO, UT — Entrepreneur and LDS missionary Ricardo Lopez has begun selling residential solar panels to homeowners who aren't interested in talking about God.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. A congresswoman's own name revealed via anonymous sources reads like parody.
Federal investigators say the congresswoman's real name is Ilhan Nur Said Elmi, as U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro moves to keep the warrant sealed.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSEDEN — Asked by God whether she had consumed fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, Eve replied, "Not to my knowledge."
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSWASHINGTON, D.C. — In an interview with MS NOW last night, Representative Ilhan Omar explained that she didn't know that she had married her brother as they were separated at…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSWASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump proudly boasted of his 36% approval rating this week, prompting aides to pull him aside and explain that approval ratings are not at all like…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. A press secretary lasting five days is pure sitcom staffing.
Karoline Leavitt says she's helping Trump find a new press secretary after Katie Zacharia lasted just five days in the demanding White House role.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSWASHINGTON — Rep. Ilhan Omar invoked her Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination 113 times on... The post Ilhan Omar Pleads the Fifth 113 Times on Whether Her Husband Is…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. A sitting state senator allegedly running a weed empire sounds like a sitcom plot.
Virginia state Senator Louise Lucas and seven others have been indicted on federal racketeering, drug trafficking and money laundering charges. Federal prosecutors allege the…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real MSNBC (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. Discovering Putin's tender humanitarian soft spot sounds like a deadpan Onion premise.
Putin's well-known deepest conviction is that he would be gentler — if only the circumstances allowed. The post With his ‘humanitarian’ comment, Witkoff found Putin’s soft spot…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real CNN (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. A 250-foot triumphal arch for a sitting president sounds like Onion imperial parody.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSChristianity has existed for almost 2,000 years, but no decade in its history has proven so rich as the 1990s. Consider these ancient relics from the past. Can you identify them?
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real MSNBC (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. The disaster agency's head advises against relying on the disaster agency.
Whether Cameron Hamilton is allowed to say it or not, the Trump-backed model he presented this week will not and cannot work. The post FEMA chief tells states they shouldn’t count…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSNAPERVILLE, IL — Dozens of neighborhood trick-or-treaters were left completely unprepared Tuesday evening after local resident Burt Ostler unexpectedly opted for "trick" when…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. A TV doctor touring a 'clubhouse for crooks' sounds like a sketch premise.
CMS Administrator Dr. Mehmet Oz travels the nation in a new film revealing how fraudsters allegedly exploit Medicare, Medicaid and hospice care.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real Fox News (Faux News) headline. Voters cheerfully thanking the pain at the pump is pure Onion man-on-the-street.
Trump rally attendees in North Carolina say rising gas prices are worth it if the Iran war stops a nuclear weapon from threatening future generations.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSALPHARETTA, GA — A full-time Baptist and part-time baseball fan is reportedly struggling ahead of the coming World Series matchup between the Milwaukee Brewers and the Tampa Bay…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSMINNEAPOLIS, MN — After a raid on her home by federal agents from the Department of Homeland Security, U.S. Representative Ilhan Omar has expressed regret over hiring an…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSWASHINGTON, D.C. — The Department of Homeland Security brought in famed television host Maury Povich to reveal the results of Representative Ilhan Omar's DNA test.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSA local woman has located a new spot for the car keys, marking the twentieth... The post Clever Wife Finds Twentieth New Place to Hide the Car Keys This Month appeared first on…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSU.S. — Socialists around the country voiced their deep criticism this week of Elon Musk's plan to voluntarily redistribute his wealth to the nation's children.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSSALEM, OR — After the tragic elementary school attack in the city of Bend, Oregon lawmakers have gathered in a renewed effort to ban the sort of gun that was used to take down the…
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real CNN (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. Needing to clarify no law forced a senator to sue patients is absurd.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real CNN (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. Statewide taco truck tour as Mississippi Democrats' grand hope reads like parody.
ACTUALLY REALREAL HEADLINENot satire. This is a real CNN (President Trump's "Fake News") headline. Pentagon lending a heat ray for border use sounds like a cartoon villain plot.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSPARIS — Devastating riots across France paused briefly this morning, and once this afternoon, for the Islamic call to prayer. It is expected to pause again this evening.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSPHILADELPHIA, PA — Eagles starting quarterback Jalen Hurts has suffered a devastating Pfizer injury, ruling him out for the rest of the season.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSKANSAS CITY, MO — Staff and onlookers broke out into rapturous applause after local hero Tom Kelson survived watching his wife undergo a C-section.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSLOS ANGELES, CA — In a statement to Congress regarding former NBA players who have applied for the WNBA draft, the Women's National Basketball Association has clarified that it…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSPARIS — The Louvre Museum held an open house for looters on Tuesday. Attendees removed... The post Louvre Hosts Open House for Looters; “Girl with the Suicidal Empathy” Left…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSRENO, NV — Local college student Ethan Connor experienced a major dating setback Tuesday after the girl he had been secretly pining over for eight months referred to him as her…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSFRANCE — French shop owners across the nation have begun hanging hams over their doorposts so the hordes of rioters will pass by their shops and leave their property unscathed.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSWASHINGTON, D.C. — Congresswoman Ilhan Omar vehemently denied any wrongdoing amid ongoing allegations she committed immigration fraud, saying she only married her brother for love.
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSATLANTA — Officials at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced today that they are confident this year's flu shot will be highly effective against last year's…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSJERUSALEM — Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said Tuesday that France should adopt a two-state... The post Netanyahu Demands 2-State Solution for France Following Unrest…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSPARIS — President Emmanuel Macron said Monday that recent disturbances in several French cities do... The post Macron: “It’s Not a Riot If It’s Not From France’s Riôt Region. This…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSWASHINGTON — President Trump announced that actress Sydney Sweeney will serve as White House Press... The post Trump Taps Sydney Sweeney as New Press Secretary, Pledges “Nothing…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSPARIS — In what political analysts are calling one of the most effective grassroots operations... The post Left-Wingers Hold Massive Campaign Rallies for Right-Wing Party All…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSFrance is on fire again. City halls in flames, streets littered with burned cars, looted... The post QUIZ: What Caused This—Nuclear Explosion or Diversity? (France Edition)…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSPARIS — A group of French students entered a Louis Vuitton store on the Champs-Élysées... The post Angry French Students Loot Louis Vuitton in Search of More Teachers and Better…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSPARIS — In what officials are calling a powerful testament to successful integration, large groups... The post Immigrants Issue Heartfelt Thanks to France for Its Inclusivity by…
FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWSNEW YORK — MSNOW announced Tuesday that it has hired “Un-Named Source” to host a... The post “Un-Named Source” Gets Prime-Time Show On MSNOW appeared first on Genesius Times .